Author Archives: Billy Bob

Redneck Shower Drink Cozy

I know y’all been look’n fer a way ta keep yore shower water out of yore beer, so here ya go! Just get yoreself a redneck shower drink cozy. You could make one if ya want, it ain’t hard ta … Continue reading

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Redneck Duck Tape Boat

Now I know y’all may not have nuff money fer a nice boat, but ya could make yore own dang easy! Just built yoreself a redneck duck tape boat! Few rolls of instant chrome, find some tubing fer a frame … Continue reading

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Redneck Twerk

Now y’all might think a Redneck Twerk is a new thing or that Miley Cyrus had something ta do with it, but you’d be wrong. Rednecks been head’n back twerk fer ever. Don’t let nobody tell ya different. If y’all … Continue reading

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Redneck 6-Pack

Now back in high school, all 6 years… ‘ol Earl had him a real 6 pack… over the years, Earl had a few too many 6 packs, so he figured the only way ta get a 6 pack back on … Continue reading

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Redneck Cellar

Every now an then, ya find an opportunity fer a Redneck Cellar that ya just can’t pass up. Seems this fella had a spare bus out back, so decided ta make it into his redneck cellar. Bet the kids might … Continue reading

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